1. Make fun of her face, body, and clothes. Seriously. DON’T.
2. Overuse sarcasm. It’s one thing to joke, it’s another to speak sarcasm as a language. For instance, say sorry when you mean it. NOT SARCASTICALLY.
3. Flirt with other girls. It doesn’t make us want you more; it just makes us angry. So you might want to try it and see what happens.
4. Cheat. NEVER in a way will you get away with it.
5. Make promises you can’t keep. If you can’t follow it through, don’t say it. Easy as that.
6. Say “I love you” when you don’t mean it. If the girl you “loved” gained 300 pounds, would you still love her? Well that’s what I thought.
7. LIE. You WILL get caught. Don’t ever, under any circumstances, try to keep a lie going with a girl. IT WILL NOT WORK.
8. Deny things that are true. If a girl confronts you about something, most likely, she knows the truth already. Denying it makes her more angry. Grow some balls and own up to it.
9. Pressure her. If she wants to do something with you, she will.
10. Talk about other girls. Don’t say they are hot, pretty or even nice. We don’t want to hear that. OR, try to place yourself in our shoes when we compliment about other guys.
11. Say shit behind her back. No matter how much you try to keep it as a secret, she will hear about it.
12. Talk to her about your Ex/Exes. If you’re saying nice stuff, she will assume you still like her. And if you say shit, she will assume you will do the same to her.
13. Be a jerk in front of her friends. They might think it’s funny, but she will definitely not.
14. Blame her and make everything as her fault to get yourself out of the trouble. It will make things much, much worse.
15. Ask why she’s mad at you. Say you were wrong and apologize. DO NOT say you didn’t do anything wrong. If she’s mad, you obviously did something.
16. Joke about wanting to break up. It won’t be taken as a joke and you will be SINGLE before you can tell her you were kidding.
17. Tell her she’s overreacting. If you thought she was mad before, prepare to meet the she-beast from hell.
18. Go to parties and hang out with other girls without your girlfriend and without informing her. No matter how much she trusts you, she will be worried.
19. Make excuses. If you screwed up, don’t try to get out of it.
20. Talk to her when you are mad. You will screw something up and end up regretting it.
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